How America Fagged Up The World
Picture this: a gaggle of American elites—think Ivy League grads, Beltway bureaucrats, and Silicon Valley utopians—sitting atop the world’s throne, deciding they’ve got the magic fix for everyone. It’s not bombs or bucks this time (though they’ve got those in spades); it’s ideology wrapped in rainbow flags, sprinkled with feminism fairy dust, and chased with a unicorn chaser. On their watch as the dominant power, they didn’t just fumble—they fagged the world by exporting a glittery mess that distracted, diluted, and derailed entire societies. History’s got their number, and it’s a neon sign flashing one word: whoops.